Should I be Arrested...

It is officially April Fools Day, and rest assured I will be mercilessly trolling the residents of this sleepy little tourist trap. Keep your eyes peeled for witty meme and video game references, unbeleivably irate therapists, smoldering piles of gratuitous twisted wreckage, and of course me and my fellow mentlegen running for our lives. A special thanks to two wonderful saints of the internet for providing me and my company with a brilliant plan should we ever get cornered by an authority figure. If cornered, close both hands side by side as if holding a blowgun, hold them to your lips, release a short but powerful burst of air, and run past them; they will be too busy frantically looking for the non-existent poison dart you shot at them, allowing you and your droogies to escape. Problem officer?