Just Checkin' In (Or Not)

Huh, sometimes I check this blog to see if a new post has magically written itself. I know damn well that posts don't just spontaneously appear on my blog, but that knowledge is grossly outmatched by the fact that I sometimes forget how reality operates. Uhh... yeah... ladies and mentlegen, I regret to inform you that there's no actual post tonight. I guess my brain is too busy and my fingers have been too idle as of late, so I'm just posting to keep creative momentum. Aww hell, I'm already halfway through, I may as well finish this damn post. Hmm, what would entertain you?... That question was rhetorical, I really don't give a damn whether or not you're entertained (still love ya' though). I guess I'll just ramble senselessly until either I get distracted by another project, or my brain fizzles out altogether and I collapse to the floor in a muttering, somniac heap. Well, creativity is in abundance once more, and all is right in that regard; I woke up on the floor in a suit this morning, found my missing poetry journal, wrote a couple poems, worked on the construction of a 13-foot tall statue of a disturbing feline (B'Dough), had lunch with a dear old friend, turned my furniture upside down, made a robot helmet out of plastic and cardboard, made a miniature model of a pirate galleon out of sketch paper, gave my step brother a lesson in music appreciation and hit-man movies, and posted on this fucking blog. All in all, it's been an eventful day; I can't remember the last time I did so much gratuitous nonsense, and it's only midnight! I still have five or six hours to go, so rest assured that while you float through your subconcious in somniac slumber, I will be wide awake, either covering my walls and ceiling in doodles, educating myself on theories on time-travel (too much Donnie Darko), or sprinting through the neighborhood in a werewolf mask. Whatever I decide to do, I won't tell you, so you can just pick the visual that sits best with your sanity and move on with your day. Well, that's all for tonight, as I have just been distracted by my insomniac friend as well as all these pens and papers littering my desk. You're free now. Escape from this blog while you can, before I post something else. Goodnight kids.