Ta-Daa! (Bitch.)

         Yes, you're Humble Host is still alive. No, he has not been posting as of late and he's sure you're all thoroughly disappointed in his lack of maintenance of this blog. Yes, he's probably going to keep typing in third person for a while now. What's new and exciting in his life? Truth be told, very much. He won't say too much about his relationship ( except for that it's fucking fantastic and he's drifting through life on a peachy cloud of awesome ), as a detailed explanation would doubtlessly lead to a long and exasperating rant on how mighty fine he feels. Other news? Mostly the norm; he rolls out of bed at 6, swills some bitter coffee, floats through the next seven hours of the day in a befuddled daze, then returns to his humble abode to converse with his dearly-beloved and while away the hours with paint and pencils. Fuck this, I'm going back to first person. One new thing however is that I've been writing less poetry as of late because ( git ready ).... I've been busy writing on an RP forum! Yay! For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term, allow me to make things sparkly clear; an RP forum is basically a chat forum with a background story and setting lain down. Members of the forum then create their own characters and integrate them with the story, acting out battles, conversations, or travel. It's  pretty free form; it's almost completely text based and your character is pretty much free to wander the limits of the map. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. It's awesome. Resistance is futile. We will find you if you be hatin' on 'dis shit. RP forums are actually a very satisfying way to be creative and let your imagination work; it's like typing a story, but with a bunch of other people who can twist the plot just as easily as you can, so you never know where the tale will lead. Like I said, shut the fuck up. Embrace the geekiness or GTFO. This post wasn't really meant to go anywhere, I just felt this sudden obligation to tack something up on this blog. Sooo.... k thks bai!