A nice out of the way place to keep all the rants, raves, and restless thoughts that find their way into my head and let me know life is still just as fucked up and wonderful as always.
Indeed I have. I'm being pursued by national security forces on account of a certain unfortunate string cheese disaster which I happened to instigate about a month ago. Since then, I've been forced to erase all traces of my identity, and flee to Mexico. As you can imagine, regular blog updates aren't very conducive to flying under the radar.
... Or I could just be stuck in a lazy puddle of inspirational stasis. At the moment, I lack the necessary cognitive capacity to form the coherent sentences necessary to compose a blog post.
astounding. a true breakthrough in the blogosphere, yes?
ReplyDelete'Tis the culmination of my entire life's work.
ReplyDeleteyou, my dear friend, have vanished from the internet just a bit. september 23rd? BAH.
ReplyDeleteIndeed I have. I'm being pursued by national security forces on account of a certain unfortunate string cheese disaster which I happened to instigate about a month ago. Since then, I've been forced to erase all traces of my identity, and flee to Mexico. As you can imagine, regular blog updates aren't very conducive to flying under the radar.
ReplyDelete... Or I could just be stuck in a lazy puddle of inspirational stasis. At the moment, I lack the necessary cognitive capacity to form the coherent sentences necessary to compose a blog post.